The weekends in Chicago are busy times for people who own expensive cars to drive them around, showing everyone they own and drive an expensive car. There are Ferraris, Lamborghinis, plenty of Bentleys, BMWs, Fords, Toyotas, and Hondas. Most days these fancy people sit their fancy cars in the garage, waiting desperately for the weekend to come so they can drive around in meaningless circles. Paul and I were in the area, pretty much doing the same thing. You see, we were getting him an application to work at a fancy clothing store for fancy people to shop. Unfortunatly, they were closed. And we had gotten all dressed up to show off that, we too, could be fancy people, could enter a classy, expensive store and act fancy. Too bad. We walked down one street for a while, although we didn't do any loops so other people could take a gander.
Sure, we looked the part from far away but, come close and you could hear us bickering and pounding out ideas on our new business: Guided Tours of downtown Chicago. Provided by, "Best Kingsmen Top Tours."
"Hi, I'm Hooper Shaque and this is my buddy, Piper Colten. We'd like to thank you all for actually signing up to come on this tour. We are just so excited to show the real Chicago; the trades and secrets that make this place the greatest place on earth!... First, we need some coffee. So, lets go sit down, fritter a few hours and just chit-chat like real Chicagoans! Okay everybody, now climb in this here wagon and we'll be on our way!"
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